Happy Birfday, Fats Fatterson!

Madison is three. Thee Entire compound can now get drunk together!

holy jesus! thee dog that walks on two legs

Granted, we have posted some wierd shit on thee olde ass hooked whitey, but this one takes the cake. We have now seen everything.

holy jesus! teach your dog to fetch beer!!!

We certainly don't need another reason to praise the dog, do we? Answer: No. Way. But consider for a moment your dog going to the fridge, opening it, getting a beer and bringing it to daddy... Just hold the picture there in you mind. Savor it. Roll it over and over. It's Delicious, innit? IT CAN BE DONE!
Money Quote:

Complex fetching tricks are the mark of a very smart dog. If you've ever had the pleasure of being served a beer by dog you know how amazing this trick seems.
In reality, it doesn't take a smart dog... just a patient owner to teach this trick.