holy jesus! teach your dog to fetch beer!!!
We certainly don't need another reason to praise the dog, do we? Answer: No. Way. But consider for a moment your dog going to the fridge, opening it, getting a beer and bringing it to daddy... Just hold the picture there in you mind. Savor it. Roll it over and over. It's Delicious, innit? IT CAN BE DONE!
Money Quote:
Complex fetching tricks are the mark of a very smart dog. If you've ever had the pleasure of being served a beer by dog you know how amazing this trick seems.
In reality, it doesn't take a smart dog... just a patient owner to teach this trick.
Labels: beer, bridging the gap between utility and drunken humor, dogs
posted by thee trouthole at 9:17 AM
1 Comments:
Damn. I should never have allowed myself to be talked into getting a Maltese. He's no way smart or strong enough to fetch me my beer.
But... his pure white hair does make for some interesting fly tying!
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