wherein we present a toothsome rumor to thee anglers of the yakima river

Although Thee Ass Hooked Whitey Kollecktive has not make it over to the Yakima for trouts of late, we have heard that Jacck Mitchell has given up his lease at the Umtanum Recreation Area. If anyone can conform, please addd in the comments section.
Huzzah!

holy jesus! petrified forest found in Yakima

From this morning's Seattle Times:
"SOMEWHERE NEAR YAKIMA -- Clyde Friend was bulldozing a driveway around his shop when he first saw them in the dirt: gleaming pieces of the past. A forest of stone, more than 15 million years old." Check out the cool pics in the slide show.