wherein we proclaim our !astounding! powers of rightness and note that, once again, all is right wiff the world

aye, 0! anglers, thee pinks, they are back again. and the blood -- 0! the blood -- it paints the beach in its seeping maroon sweetness.

Thee Pink Run is O-VAH!*

*Or so says some kiss-n-tell hucker from somewhere around seattle. We at thee Ass Hooked Whitey Kollective and Center for American Primitivism tend to disagree. Certainly, thee Kollecktive has noted that the Pinks ain't been as thick as the run two years ago, but over? OVER? IT AIN'T OVER TILL WE SAY IT'S OVER!

DAMMIT.

wherin we post up some verry good advice for them what is salmon fishing in our waters

Thee AHW Kollective got a great response to the cold smoking tips we posted last week. As a companion, it may be in the interest of thee angler to bookmark this page at Salmon University

holy jesus! breaking news! a pink salmon has been caught off thee waters of west seattle

if only they knew, o! anglers, that they swim toward their doom!