dumbfuck thread of the decade

Thee alleged mammals o'er at "the klan" are chewing over the latest ESA decision which stated that hatchery salmon cannot be counted with wild salmon when determining the health of individual runs. It's the not-to-difficult to comprehend "hatchery fish just ain't the same thing as wild fish" argument. Amazingly, the majority of klansmen side with the hatchery zombies over native/wild steel n' salmon. Good lord awmighty... can we not inoculate for this vile sort of idiocy at this late date?

Money Quote (Buxtehude)
This is on the order of passing judgment that in vitro fertilization of humans, and artificial insemination of humans, cattle, horses, dogs and such are of a different species than those fertilized by natural means.
Odd that the judge or even the environmentalists could overlook such an obvious parallel. They don't require natural sciences to obtain a law degree, but there are people that one could ask if they thought about it for a bit.
This can't stand.

wherein we throw gasoline on the smouldering corpse of fly fishing bulletin boards (wild cheering, applause, the lighting of stogies)

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