holy jesus! MORE GODDAMN BREAKING NEWS!

John Montana, blogmiester over at carp on the fly, has won Moldy Chum's "Slab of the Year" contest. BFD, yeah? Well, here's the thing, the winning fish was a giant fucking Koi named the "highway cone" that JM had stalked for upward of 6 months. How great is Montana's story? Here's his lede: It's not every day that a guy sets out to catch a 20 some pound orange koi on a fly rod...