...and then you die vol. 4
the ever-popular AHW mini-jumbo series is back and 169% badder than ever! we'll admit to cribbing this one from our close personal pals over at kissing suzy kolber (and we'll even steal their 4 inherent truths about this video):
1. It desperately needs to be at least four times longer.
2. Everything becomes 40% cooler when it's set to the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage."
3. Hyenas are fucking assholes.
4. Male lions always get a bad rap. "Oh, the lionesses do all the hunting and killing; the males have little purpose besides roaring and insemination." Oh yeah? Well, it seems to me that the pride would have a big fuckin' hyena problem if Mufasa didn't pull the occasional deus ex machina. RAWR! Run away from this, shithead. Oh wait, you can't -- I've snapped your hind leg with my jaws of death. FACE.
1. It desperately needs to be at least four times longer.
2. Everything becomes 40% cooler when it's set to the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage."
3. Hyenas are fucking assholes.
4. Male lions always get a bad rap. "Oh, the lionesses do all the hunting and killing; the males have little purpose besides roaring and insemination." Oh yeah? Well, it seems to me that the pride would have a big fuckin' hyena problem if Mufasa didn't pull the occasional deus ex machina. RAWR! Run away from this, shithead. Oh wait, you can't -- I've snapped your hind leg with my jaws of death. FACE.
Labels: and then you die, baggie teef, kissing suzy kolber
posted by thee trouthole at 9:12 AM
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bitch had it coming.
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