Thursday, March 22, 2007

something fishy in the Big Fish Bracket Challenge

Yeah, it's the season for all things "march madness" but our pals over at the network VS have taken March Madness into the outdoors with their ridiculous -- yet somewhat entertaining -- Big Fish Bracket Challenge. The've got it whittled down to the "Elite 8" at the moment and here's how this shit is shaking down:
In the Zane Grey bracket, it's bonefish vs brown trout
In the Hemmingway Region it's Tarpon vs Steelhead
In Lefty's Region it's Bluefin vs Permit and finally,
In the Wulff Region it's Tigerfish vs Smallmouth Bass
This bracket is bullshit for a coupla reasons:
1. Where's the Bill Dance region? How can you talk big fish without Bill fucking Dance? Answer: YOU CANNOT! It's like having the NCAA hoops tournament without Billy Packer
2. Where is the capr? Oh... I see, Capr was beaten IN THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND! Whaaa??? Yes... and beaten by Smallmouth Bass. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
3. And finally, again referring to the troublesome Wulff Region -- who fucking fishes for Tigerfish?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad Bill Dance is getting some respect. I'd buy the bastard a decent hat, but I still love to watch him fish.

2:26 PM  
Blogger thee trouthole said...

that's why we are here, to give bill dance all the fucking respect he deserves.

12:27 AM  

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