serious question: what the fuck is wrong with you, donny?

The uber-bagger of the spring ridge club speaks in a new interview that can only be described as a "cyber rim job". yuh... we laughed out loud. money quote:

Q: You advertise the club as “conservation-minded”. Tell us about some of the steps you’ve taken to cultivate that value in the club’s organization and among your membership base.

A: During the interview process with prospective members, we ask them to share their conservation goals with us. The vast majority of our members are already active in land trusts and other conservation-oriented organizations. Also, the Club has a very active Conservation Committee made up of members and staff who constantly monitor our fisheries and surrounding lands.

Yea... with a shotgun.