geeks, girls, hissy fits

Guy over at Washington Fly Fishing asks: "I'm dating this hot guurrrl, see, and she's a gear chucker, right? Well, I'm trying to both get into her pants and teach her to flyfish. Where should I take her fishing for our "first time." Naturally, since this is WAFF, the post gets littered with bitter recriminations and Northwest passive aggressive ass-bititing. The old WAFF-has-secret , invite-only-boards rumor also gets another airing. Ack.