wherin we watch us some footbaw

who at ESPN hates the seahawks? the raiders and then the pack? oy... a three-hour brett favre blowjob? tony kornheiser making latte jokes? joey t rattling the earhole like a frigging harpy? and to make it worse, thee redhead has tickets while the rest of thee kollecktive sits home eating chicken wings and drinking rat city ipa. (well, i guess that ain't so bad...) but you will watch o' anglers of america. oh yes you will. go ahead, click around the channels, you'll be back. prediction: brett favre pulled from an indian gill net in the mouth of the duamish tomorrow like a moldy chum, dungeness crabs dangling from his toes.