Yes, we've seen your carp posts

We've seen everyone's carp post. You don't need another carp post. Really. Everyone is now well aware that there are some people who fish for carp. We don't care what you think about carp. Or that you used to shoot them with a bow and arrow. Or that you'd never fish for those filthy beasts. Please... everyone.... Can we shut up about carp for a week or two? OK: one more carp post (but a good one).
Money Quote:
You will rarely, if ever feel the take. Carp have very sensative lips,like prehensile appendages. A carp could untie the fly from your tippet with said lips and you would never know.